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I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.
-- Ian Rush

On another night, they'd have won 2-2.
-- Ron Atkinson (Ron commenting on a Valencia-Liverpool Match)

The midfield is outnumbered numerically.
-- Ron Atkinson

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.
-- Ron Atkinson

Zero-zero is a big score.
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The keeper was unsighted - he still didn't see it.
-- Ron Atkinson

Julian Dicks has been everywhere ... it's like West Ham have got eleven Dicks out there.
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There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch.
-- Ron Atkinson (Ron commenting on 39 year old Scot Gordon Strachan)

...and now it's Keane with Butt spread wide...
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