[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

views on the budget from the Joe

to everyone that drives,
petrol is now lower,
its gone down 1p,
but the rise of 6p wont make you car a real goer.
out of sadness,
i suggest a drink for your sorrow,
that's up 10p a pint,
don't worry, in it you can just wallow.
your hands are fidgeting,
maybe you need a fag,
ooopppps that's 50p more,
don't loose your rag.
theres a cut in cooperation tax,
business's will be over the moon,
Tesco's are on there way,
there empire will balloon.
its not all doom and gloom,
let me end with the 10 percent cut on inheritance tax,
but only if you give to Charity,
so all the posh place's like "eton" will now max.
the Joe is thinking,
and this budget is a scam,
as bad as labour were,
Conservatives now get a harder slam.


(are you all going to vote for the Joe lol i think not lol)