[Benjamin]

Sir

Two seconds sir, I’ll be right with you sir, bear with me sir I just have to do this quickly sir.

Please just wait by the door sir, please be patient sir, someone will see you shortly sir.

Sorry to keep you waiting sir, table for two sir, would you like to follow me sir, yes just this way please sir.

Here you go sir, is this ok for you sir? By the window sir, take a seat sir, I’ll be with you shortly sir.

Apologies for the delay sir, what would you like to drink sir, you’re ready to order sir, what would you like sir?

I’m really sorry sir, but we’re out of that today sir, how about this instead sir, no I’m sorry we have none of that either sir.

Very good choice sir, I’ll go fetch it now sir, hold the ice sir? As you wish sir, I’ll be back as soon as I can sir.

Here we go sir, again sorry for the delay sir, we’re rather busy today sir, your food will be with you shortly sir.

Bear with me sir, I'm just serving this table sir then I'll be with you sir, yes I heard you sir, I just said I'm serving this table sir.

Right hello again sir, what seems to be the problem sir, you’ve waited half an hour sir? My apologies sir, I’ll go chase it up now for you sir.

I’m afraid it’s going to be another ten minutes sir, it’s behind other orders sir, you don’t want to wait sir? You’re a busy man I see sir.

No need to raise your voice sir, I understand your frustrated sir, would you like a drink on the house sir? Please calm yourself down sir, I’m trying to help you sir.

You don’t want my help sir, you just want a refund sir, and to see me fired sir, wonderful sir, here’s a feedback form sir, you have to go online sir.

Here’s your money back sir, my apologies again sir, take care now sir, hope to see you again sir, have a good day sir, I’ll close the door behind you sir...

...Lets hope I never see you in here again hey sir.