Now on HD I can get up move close to the screen
and look at her real close. No Distortion
Then the bleedin' camera then goes to old Alan Titchmarsh
So I Jump back fast
She had great hair
on HD and I could see clear
her freckles above her breats.
Not in a perv way
but just to see Up Close in 1080 HiDef
what the woman looks like
who took Millions to go onto Ch5 News
then had a baby or two,
wasting Ch5's cash.
Feel The Force