Days 57 and 58
Lol at BB: "Alex, if you do go this evening is there anythign that you would miss about life in the Big Brother house?" Alex: "No. ...The chickens." Again, bring them back for BB12! Ha, I think it's true in any case that you are your own best friend and your own worst enemy. Alex, certainly so. LOL again at that clip of him drunk in the bathroom.
One thing I love about this series is the Eastenders impressions. Like Spencer's Trevor impression in his audition VT "Ello Darrrlin'!" and Kate's impression of Frank lol. Didn't even remember the Pauline Fowler one when it first aired but it's creasing me up now. "Arfa! Arfa!" And ahahahaha at Jade splitting her trousers.
Omg what is Jade on? I think that psychologist edit was quite fair on Jade because she has been two faced but she does also admit the truth some of the time. No one's perfect and at least they leave that section by saying it's up to the public how you judge her. Bring the psychologists back as well!
Oh, this one's a bit of a bad edit for Jonny tbh. I still think the lines are blurred between when he's being 'fake'/aware of the cameras and what he's genuinely like on the outside. He is more aware of the cameras than Kate and that's one of the reasons why I think she's the more natural one of the 2 but I still like Jonny.
Alex: "I once heard a sheep say '****** off''." Alright then lol. BB doesn't really come across as too robotic at times in this series, more like a patronising school teacher or guidence councillor. I'm glad that changed tbh. I don't think that was a great edit on Kate's part. She's had a fair few tears and that but she just cracks on with it and has a laugh the next minute. Maybe I'mbeign biased but I didn't liek in later series the idea that someone has to win because of the 'journey' they went on. Kate's 'journey' was that after her friends went she was stuck on the poor side for weeks but just got on with it which i like, whereas with say Glyn in BB7 it was all about him becomming more vocal and confident and less in the background and more grown up or whatever - and I hated that. It was too soppy and I still didn't really take to him.
Hmm, that task was pretty funny but I think it was a combined effort of the HMs' reactions and the edit of the vid itself. I didn't really like when BB10 copied that task but then again the tasks in BB3 weren't that great.
LMAO at Kate's reaction to Jade: "You reckon he's fit in to a suitcase?" I know Alex is slim but he's not that bloody slim lol. He is the master of hiding places though what with the door earlier in the week as well. I wish he'd have been on UBB
Ahahahahaha at their latest game. We need more moments like that. "That weren't my van. That was my man." Legendary.
Day 59
They all look so rough this morning. LMAO it's great how big that house is that they can hide in so many places. I think a lot of HMs tend to act like Alex in that they might not necessarily like some of the people they have to live with and they still have the occasional clash but they're pretty much forced to interact with them and act more like them once their own allies leave. Imogen was the same in BB7 because she was friends with Grace to begin with but ended up siding with Aisleyne.
Another Jadeism: "Portuganese" Lol. Eurgh at Jade popping her spots. I was eating pizza and wasn't prepared for that. Lol at the Pat and Frank impressions again and Jonny saying "Ya buncha' mugs!". And hahaha at Alex: "She looks like a ******ing elephant." This is the best final 4 ever I think. BB5's was ok apart from Shell.
Day 60
Ha that teaser with the dummy was freaky. Christ, Alex must be going insane being up for 5 hours. He probably spoke to the chickens though - that's normal. Omg at all the champagbe bottles. I wish I was there.
LOL at Jonny's advice for the BB4 lot to think before they open their mouths. Did some of them even have mouths?
That dummy is hideous. Whenever Alex and Kate play they get vicious. There was that time she fell off the sofa, when they were in the trolley, that recent game of Follow the Van and now he's just tackled her to the floor lol. I like that Alex bitches about Jonny impresonating Marcus Bentley and then the first thing Jonny does when he sees Jade is do the impression again. And now Jade and Jonny are singing just after he's vommited lol.
This is the most wasted they have been lol. I could understand BB worrying if a HM gets that level of drunk but it definately became too tame in BB11.
Day 61
Kate and Jonny's hangovers must be immense. Imagine hearing Alex play that damn accordion at 10 in the morning. I'd want to beat him with it lol. Eurgh at the puke puddle. Oh no! He's actually playing it in the bedroom. The tit!
That is a big spring onion tbh. Just saying. Jade: "Spring onion record people will get in touch with us" - I bet there are actually people like that out there lol.
This seaside show is as sh!t as the real ones. There's something about accordians and ventriloquists (and donkey rides) I don't like. I'd rather a seaside have sun, booze, pop music and tans. In fact I hate the British seaside. I'm loving Jade's singing, dances and jazzy poses in the quartet lol.
Day 62
Right, that's more like my kinda beach party!
LOL at the helium BB impression. That is a bit of a difficult question to answer who you think deserves to win and why. I suppose it's a combination of who's been the most entertaining, the most natural, the most nicest and the most up for the experience, really. Sod these sympathy stories of Pete having tourettes (even though i liekd him), or Darnell being "too white for the black kids and too black for the white kids", or Steve losing his legs. It's suppsoed to be about how they are actually in their respective series, not about what they may have been through before.
More Jadeisms - "The Tubby Chucker Boys" and "Chubby Chubba and the Fat Boys" Lol. I dilike when housemates try and second guess BB like how sure Jonny is there's an eviction that night. Hahahaha, return of the helium voices again.
Jade really is quite irritating when she put on her 'Bubba' act but all in all she's a good HM. How come she's changed her mind though about thinking Kate will be 4th now instead of her? And then Kate thinks it's between Alex and Jonny to win.
Dan, roll on the final!