so i was just walkin through the forest minding my own business, and this big nasty ass swan starts hissin at me coz it had ducklings there or somethin
and i was like yo gurl you best back yo **** up, i used to have 2 ducks so i know more about duck parenting than you, sit down bitch
then it just like flew at me and i dropped my ipod and it tried to pick it up
i like ran and my dog just stayed there and rolled over coz she always does that when shes scared and the swan started pecking at her ears and she was yelping
she looked at me like
and i was all
but then i realised it could have like pecked her eyes and made her blind or something so i threw my evian bottle at it and it ran off hee1