[Claymores]

My silliest fault is of thinking of China as a 3rd world place. I was sitting in St Andrews (University town in Scotland) outside a bar enjoying the sunshine and wearing my Beijing soccer top that my nephew had given me.

A Chinese couple (tourists) came-up to ask if they could have their pictures taken with me as it was his favourite team who the couple go to see as season-ticket holders. They then immediately whacked the pictures off back home to their friends using their 3g phones.

Me sitting there with a crappy Motorola phone in pocket!