[Shaun]

1) A town in south east Devonshire, populated by utter ******* who cannot do simple things like put out their recycling bins without their brains melting and their little world coming to an end.
Q: "Have you been to Torquay?"
A: "What, you mean that town in south east Devonshire, populated by utter ******* who cannot do simple things like put out their recycling bins without their brains melting and their little world coming to an end?? No way."

2) A daft little town in the arse-end of nowhere, full of old people. Its inhabitants are known as Turkeys (think about it). Their football team is laughed at by Plymouth Argyle] and embarassingly Exeter City.