/sob /breakdown /leona.
Soon I shll have wrinkles, children,a dog named Fifi, a husband who is unfaithful and slleps with a younger model of me and I shall bee fat and have to join weight watchers and I'll watch Jeremy Kyle and wear frumpy, floral clothing anb ride a bike with a basket to put Fifi in.
I'm so depressed.
On a lighter note, I'm drunki anf had an amazing meal which included camembert (;loven
and got offerf a job as a restaurant manger in the little place aI ate at. :0
27! All grown up! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo