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Originally Posted by ukturtle
I love crisps but I just sliced the top of my mouth open on one. 
It is so panful and now my mouth is full of blood. Stupid things. |
Ouch.
Another sore one is when you put a some into your mouth, bite down - and one very conveniently (and very painfully), manages to slip between two teeth: and as you bite down to crunch on them: the force of your biting down, pushes the crisp right up, between the teeth and slices up into your gum.
That's a major pisser too.