[Mac Hiavellian]

There's so many. I've realised even though Gale's probably my favourite character I like other peopel's quotes more.

Scream:

1) Tatum: "You only hear that Richard Gere gerbil story so many times until you have to start believing it."
2) Ghostface: "Cos I wanna know who I'm looking at."
3) Bathroom Bitch: "And it *******ed her up royally. Think about it, her mother's death leaves her disturbed and hostile in a cruel and inhumane world. She's delusional. "Where's God," etc. Completely suicidal. One day she snaps. She wants to kill herself but she realizes that teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression."
4) Billy: "That woman was a slut-bag ***** who flashed her sh!t all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something."
5) Randy: "I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin."
6) Himbry: "You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me."

Scream 2:

1) Joel: "I'm gonna get some donuts, some Prozac, see if I can find some crack, Special K, X... not Malcom, and I'll be back when y'all start talking about somethin' a little more "Saved By The Bell"-ish!"
2) Mrs Loomis: "What did you say? Was that a negative, disparaging remark about my son? About my Billy?"
3) Gale: "Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved."
4) Mickey: "You should really deal with your trust issues Sid: I mean, poor Derek. He's completely innocent and such a nice boy too. He's bright and funny and handsome. Decent singing voice. And he was going to be a doctor. This is just the kinda boy you'd like to take home to mom. If you had a mom."
5) Joel: "Gale, gutted, slashed, the guy ain't in the union no more."
6) Sorority Sister: "This is weird, isn't it? To think this fuss is all because of you. I mean, not directly, but in some six degrees of Kevin Bacon-way."

Scream 3:

1) Tyson: "LL Cool J is Shakespearean in the park."
2) Jennifer: "You! Like I'm ever gonna win an award playing you!"
3) Angelina: "I did not ****** that pig Milton to get a leading role just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!"
4) Bianca: "I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas."
5) Jennifer: "You're obsessed with her! And you're obsessed with her DAUGHTER!"
6) Wallace: "Well in that case, I'm gonna go dust for fingerprints with Jane Paulie."

Scream 4:

1) Sid: "Don't ****** with the original!"
2) Ghostface: "I'm not an app."
3) Gale: "I'm about fifteen seconds from revitalising your face with my tarnished brand."
4) Rebecca: "All those downtrodden little ****s, that just need a light at the end of their tunnel so they don't jump off a bridge!"
5) Perkins: "****** Bruce Willis!"
6) Chloe: "It's not aliens or zombies or little asian ghost girls. There's something real about a guy with a knife who just snaps."