[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i always wedge the door with paper now coz the handle doesnt work so it doesnt close properly

this was coz once when we was having the radiators checked my mum just told the guy to come up to my room so i wake up, my balls are hanging out of my boxers, my duvet has fell on the floor and i have a massive hard on and the guy is just in the corner of the room like *_*