[Mac Hiavellian]

I've had a few BB related dreams.

1) Channel 5 picked up BB and the house was just like a small wooden shed and the HMs were 6 orange galmour model girls and 6 Jonty type geeks. They had no chemistry and it failed.

2) Me and someone I was living with were HMs and the task was to dress up as Nazi zombies and satan worshipers (just long purple gowns with a red devil on it) and chant in the garden. We were both devil worshippers.

3) Me and another forum member moved in to Kate Lawler's mansion because she was renting rooms out. Our other housemates were Max Branning and Darren Miller but no one liked Darren Miller so he got recast and then written out. Then my brother's hamster, Adrian, started to act weird and Charlie Slater turned up and said he accidentally trod on Adrian in the week and so felt guilty. He started crying and I told Charlie Slater to man up. Then I walked in on said forum member watching Kate Lawler's fitness DVD and we realised she was putting her key through the door and we thought she'd chuck us out if we were taking the piss out of her. So we ran and hid and she went to her room all deflated after a long day so we showed our faced and she smiled and went "Oh, you guys". Dream ends. Go figure.

4) Cheryl Cole was the new presenter and she was getting out of a limo with a champagne glass in one hand and the opening line was "This is Davina? You are live on Channel 4? Please do not swear? - This is Cheryl. You are live on Channel 5. Swear as much as you ******in' like, pet!" and then she started doing the funky chicken and the camera tracks back revealing she's got a champagne bottle in betwene her legs.

5) Emma Willis was presenting the launch and the titles were all different and the logo but they were still both good. The house was MASSIVE like BB Aus style and there was a really positive buzz to it all