[Kate!]

Don't know if there has been one of these before but thought I would start one and see how it went.

Here's Joke number one. Sure some of you will have much better ones, I struggle to remember good jokes, but hope you like this one.

3 women are about to be executed. one is blonde, another is brunette, and the last is a redhead.guard brings the brunette forward and the killer askes if she has any last requests. she says no and the killer yells "READY!AIM!" and then the brunette yells "EARTH QUAKE" everyone runs for cover while she escapes. Then the guard brings the Redhead forward and the killer asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the killer yells"READY!AIM!" and the rehead yells"TORNADO." Everyone ducks and runs for cover while she escapes. Now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings the blonde forward and the killer asks if she has any last requests. She says no so the killer shouts "READY!AIM!" and the blonde yells"FIRE!"

Sorry all blonde forum members.JK.