[peachy]

PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE FOR COMRADE OLGA:


Svetlana awaits your commands. Like the rest of the TIBB babes I am ready and willing to follow your lead. I am confident that disguised in our black pin striped suits, black stockings, red lipstick, dark glasses and thick Russian accents we shall pass almost unnoticed into the design office and there is little or no chance of Paul recognising us from our last trip. If he does however, and tries to make a run for it and locks himself in the stationery cupboard I am well equipped to deal with the situation.I have a special pocket concealed in the inside of my long mackintosh. This holds a very neat but effective axe. I can, quite inconspicuously, break down the door and drag him out. I also have a mild sedative concealed in an attractive platinum friendship ring which I wear on my right hand. While you distract his attention I can slip this into his lunchtime drink. This should ensure his co-operation when the rest of the TIBB babes pile in! You're right, we must draw lots this time and avoid all the unseemly pushing, shoving, biting scatching and hair-pulling which went on. It was a little undignified last time and I'll never forget Paul looking at you and me and saying "double-weird" and "It's a nightmare, innit", over and over, almost as if he couldn't believe what was happening, strange that!