Comrades,
do not be deterred by the man you know as 'Sticks'. I believe him to be none other than the notorious and treacherous Igor Ruinov!
He knows too much, and must be eliminated. Bert and Ernie are not the first to attempt to escape his clutches. In fact, as Eric Burden told me only the other day - he's been the Ruinov many a poor toy!
Now, back to our trip. I can confirm that I have held top secret talks with Comrade Rolitova and we are currently undertaking thorough investigations in readiness for the momentous day.
Not all the news is good. I am concerned.
Who is this Basildon Bond I am hearing of?
Does he pose an unacceptable risk to the operation? I have tried to find out more, but I am told he may already have been 'written' off. His fate is 'sealed' if he comes up against us, that is for certain. Perhaps we can have him 'posted' elsewhere. He may have a license to kill, but we have a license to thrill!
(Sorry! Visions of Russ Abbott, UUUGGH)
The offers of help received have shown great imagination and commitment to our cause. This is most encouraging, and you are to be congratulated. With such a team, I am confident of our success.
Complacency would however be foolish. Remember, we must remain vigilant at all times.
April 9th will be remembered for generations to come. You will tell your grandchildren proudly that you were there.
Until that day!
Olga, oops, sorry, ROB
Mr Clarke, the day is approaching.............
