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Originally Posted by Patrick
...I put shampoo on it, look at myself in the mirror and wink and then I put my head under water and wander what other girls I know are having a bath right now, then I sit up and take the shampoo that is running into my eye - like a full blown man, don't shed a ******ing tear.
I then wipe my face with a towel and look in the mirror and feel like I have accomplished something.
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Your posts are read out by Jeremy Clarkson in my head.