[Stu]

I remember watching a documentary on drinking culture in Britain - one of those late night Bravo shows with names like Brits Badly Boozed XI or something - and they revealed the most alcoholic town in Britain was some posh little village.

It had no binge drinking culture but they drank far, far more than other towns when you added it all up because the drink was spread across the week. People would be going in to the pubs having sherrys and pints all day in small amounts and bollocks like that.