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That's Life
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Agrestic, CA
Posts: 4,074
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That's Life
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Agrestic, CA
Posts: 4,074
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Harry Potter chat-up lines
Just seen them trend on Twitter. They're killing me
One night with me they will be calling you moaning myrtle.
You dont need to use 'Alohamora' to see my restricted section.
"I'm sorry love, but your vagina is a horcrux. I must destroy it."
I know my name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood
you make me want to whomp my willow.
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