Sorry can't make this one. I am being recruited as an experts on New Religious movement to try and identify the cult that seems to have sucked in Ernie and now the blue chap, whose second name escapes me, but his first name is cookie.
Grover has been to the YMCA and has got the rest of Bert's gear. He is going to send you a hotmail to arrange a meeting with you and Bert. Grover is ready to help you in your Basildon endevour. He is still hoping you and Bert will come back to New York with him to rescue Ernie and Cookie