A yearly thread on TiBB - suggest your opening line!

To stop obvious questions, these are the previous:

BB3: Hello, I've been expecting you.
BB4: It's back.
BB5: 13 housemates, one house and a whole world of pain.
BB6: You didn't think Big Brother would ever be nice, did you?
BB7: Viewers, you have fifteen seconds to say goodbye to your summer. Big Brother's coming to get you!
BB8: Racism row apology.
BB9: Dya know what? Britain's not got talent.
BB10: Tonight, sixteen housemates will walk into that house, but none of them know they aren't housemates yet.
BB11: [Into montage] ...you decide.

CBB4: Twelve housemates, eleven celebrities?
CBB5: *Sniff* I smell celebrities...

Mine:
Big Brother's back, and this time, it's live on Channel 5.