[waterhog]

will you marry me V

i will keep this short and sweet,
because just like the alphabet, with out V i am incomplete.
i can clearly see you peculiarity,
but that's my attraction, its my clarity.
i to have to have things in order,
my life is like my poems, it has no boarder.
we would get on like a house on fire,
2 ill people together, equals dyer.
at set times i have to eat, sleep and drink,
can you see our regime forming, just blink.
toilets and bathrooms are a nightmare dream,
because if its not spotless, i wont even let of steam.
your dress sense is pure glam-our,
its got no fault unlike my punctuation and grammar.
forget Max and Tanya, not forgetting Gregg,
you and Jodie can move in with me, i am not pulling your leg.
a spotless house, Joe has landed on his feet,
just name the date and time in Albert square, and we can meet.


( i put my love for the V to one side and i think corri the best followed by emerdale then eastenders, but if they continue to have great actress's like the V then things could change. dose anyone else like her ? ps you are all invited to wedding in albert square e20 this saturday , bring a bottle. i am off to email the V to see if she accecpts, (if she says no are there any nice ladys who would take the joe in ? )