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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Notts
Posts: 4,178
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Notts
Posts: 4,178
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Comrade Sticks, I am sorry you will not be part of our team.
You must understand that we cannot be too careful. Your overwhelming similarity to Ruinov was damning and may have coloured our judgement.
Your quest is noble. The extensive experience of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder therapy and cult busting you have acquired will equip you admirably for your task. Your skills are far better utilised in this way.
Whilst we seek only carnal pleasure and the shameless subjugation of our quarry.
it would appear that you will be engaged in an act of selfless dedication.
We are not worthy.
Go in peace, Comrade.
Those of us who are still committed to our journey, please submit your cover identitiies to me as soon as possible. From now on, I will only be referred to as Olga,
Peachy is of course, Svetlana
Janette is Tatiana
I see Lee as Ursula and Feefs as Ludmilla.
How about Susie q as Valentina, and Jodie must be Petra, in homage to the first Blue Peter dog.
Discolady should be something a little risque',.... I'm thinking Red Sonja
Miriam is Natalia
Kaz could be Annastasia
Blinkinlovely is Tonya
Abbyindahouse is Marina
BigSister is Katerina
If anyone has been overlooked, please inform me quickly, as papers must be prepared for all of us. Await further instructions, and do not loose sight of our goal.
The awesome and blissfully unaware Mr Clarke.
Supress any feelings of guilt you may have.
I understand that his new bathroom mirror has been designated as an area of outstanding natural beauty.
One so blessed with physical perfection and prowess cannot be allowed to hide from our clutches. He has a duty to share himself with us.
Sleep soundly Mr Clarke. The time is fast approaching
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