[waterhog]

i need a womannnnnnnnnnnn to service


i have this friend,
who's given me advice,
i want to get my leg over,
but he said i dont need a trade like vice.
be fast and direct,
tell them what i desire,
lay them down,
and he said let loose with the fire.
then play it cool,
push the lady through the door,
if you want valeting again,
this sperm bank has plenty in store.
the Joe will save a fortune,
no more dinning, dating hopping the lady it dose please,
how could i have got it so wrong,
this way dose redefine ease.
so from now on,
me and service woman will go hand in hand,
thank you very much paddy,
this is the best advice in the land.


(the joe dose not think he is in anyway < this is his culture and his way of living and i love him. and if any lady wants to be the joes womannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn then i will by them a caravan and we are moveing next door to paddy lol love this guy)