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Old 14-08-2006, 05:12 AM #6
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Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Yes Im afraid Im Ras's future wife, he paid for me in skittles and, well hes good in the sack
<sniff>

Crumbles in emotionally wrecked heap surrounded by the most quality skittles you never got the chance to sample.


You can have her for 1 night of wild passionate love....if you send me those quality skittles you speak off.
Only with Elz's permission and with the condition that if you like the skittles I can keep Elz!!!!
What level of quality are we talking about though?

Ive had people come to me before bigging up their skittles, saying they are this & that, but when it comes down to the crunch, they are no better than average.
In exchange for a fine woman of the quality of Elz you can be sure these skittles are WORLD CLASS!!! Curves that can only be obtained after the most skilled craftsmanship and months of dedicated polishing. You won'' be disappointed!!!
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