[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Doogle

This old crazy man came up to me and 3 of my friends once in a dodgy part of town. It was 27th February 2010 I believe. He told us his name was Johnny and he kept talking to us about his wife and how she "ate all the ****ing pies in the ****ing cake shop" and told us a joke about a woman with one leg called Eileen. Then an old lady walked past and he wolf whistled at her and like eyed her up and tried to touch her ass. And we were sat on the wall. Petrified. Then I said "omg we need to be somewhere" and we all legged it.