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Originally Posted by Shasown
You can determine if a mushroom is safe to eat by trying a bit. If your stomach feels like fire and you start sh*tting blood, don’t eat any more.
If you’re injured, may as well sever the limb. It’ll make for a cool story when you get home anyway, plus you qualify for disabled parking at Tescos, too.
Use your shoes as mittens if your hands are cold. If your feet get cold, maybe you should think twice about getting lost in the ******ing wilderness.
Find out which way is north by asking someone with a compass or GPS.
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I don't think you are taking this seriously are you !!!
The best survival technique known to man is: always have a camera crew following you.