Oh dear.
Thank you so much, BusyBee - you just can't get the staff these days, you know.
OK, Big Brother - these are my nominations this week:
TANIA - She's becoming increasingly self-centred. She's quite happy to play practical jokes on other housemates, but sulks and whines when she's on the receiving end. And her annoying habit of pushing her hair out of her eyes every 10 seconds is driving me mad!
GOS Contributes practically nothing to the house, apart from some cooking. Spends most of the day in bed, or lazing about on the sofa or beanbags outside.
Thank you, Big Brother.