Closest ever was when I was a cocktail waitress... bit different when you're wearing a nice long evening dress, serving drinks with someone tinkling on a baby grand in the background though.
the tips were amazing though - though if accidentally dropped a drink and smashed the glass, it was £6 per glass you had to pay for it....!! Some poor wee soul dropped a full tray and that was her wage for the night gone. Tripped on the bloody long dresses we had to wear.
