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Originally Posted by Pyramid*
When I'm in the pool, a bit of rain won't make a hell of a difference.
Lobster pink and peeling is for amateurs. I do the golden brown look, thank you very much.
I've already booked my seat at the bar, next to the heater, and the watertight roof - so sorted out there.
End of season: the Greek Adonis types will be grateful for the more mature, intelligent woman - instead of the drunken 18-30 rabble vomitting up all over the place.
Homer and Moe have a brilliant sense of humour: I so hope you are right - it's gonna be a blast!
And the Greek Army have promised me a loan of their satellite comms - just so I can keep in touch.
Get it right up you.
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The pool will be covered with a tarpauline so the tilers can work on it.
Behave you are a light skinned porridge *** with red hair, you will burn burn burn
The heater has no fuel
The Greek Adonis types will be still at the 18-30's winding down and phoning their seasonal conquests. Trying to get invites to the UK. They understand about the Greek economy going down the pan.
Yes but Greek Homer and Moe only speak Greek so it looks like they will be laughing at you not with you.
The Greek army will be otherwise engaged fighting riots in Greek cities.
And now for the bad news ........