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Originally Posted by Shasown
The pool will be covered with a tarpauline so the tilers can work on it.
Behave you are a light skinned porridge *** with red hair, you will burn burn burn 
The heater has no fuel
The Greek Adonis types will be still at the 18-30's winding down and phoning their seasonal conquests. Trying to get invites to the UK. They understand about the Greek economy going down the pan.
Yes but Greek Homer and Moe only speak Greek so it looks like they will be laughing at you not with you.
The Greek army will be otherwise engaged fighting riots in Greek cities.
And now for the bad news ........
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No joke: I visited Lipades about 20 years ago.... and that actually was the case. was out in the middle of nowhere and on a seriously steep hill.
We were rooked financially couldnt move hotel - ended up hiring a moped to escape (hotel still exists but is in the boonies) - old couple there in their 70's..... we felt guilty at leaving them after breakfast in this hell hole so my boyfriend at the time used to take the old man on the back of the moped, up to Paleaokastria (sp), drop him off - come back for the old woman - then come back a 3rd time for me. Then he'd have to do it all in reverse to get us back to the hotel.
(This was the same guy with the big beastie on his back...... !!!)
I will have the Adonis men to keep me warm.
The Adonis types can arrange their UK holidays all they wish: means I don't need to worry about them stalking me when I leave.
Homer and Mo are okay to laugh at me - for I shall laugh back, and they shall think I am 'touched'. As the Greeks placed those in that category as special and chosen by God....I will be reveered .
I am packing my Marine Flags - so will never be stuck for communications. I have dipped them in glo in the dark stuff so they can be used in the dark.
now...what was the bad news - ....that you will be stuck in freezing cold Scotland with the rain chucking it down.
