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Originally Posted by Pyramid*
He's not under the patio slabs .... (least I don't think so!!).
it was an arranged marriage, I will have you know. I was dragged squealing up the aisle, like a banshee I was.
It was in all the local newspapers, remind me to send you the clippings. In fact, I'm pretty sure that had something to do with the sudden appearance of 48 camels in my father's back garden. He never did tell me where they had come from and I never quite got to the bottom of it.
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We only have your word on that though Pyr. And it fails big style on a few details.
I am sorry but normally they gag the bride if she starts wailing.
No woman is worth 48 camels regardless of who she is. 24 you might have got away with but 48, no chance.
Admit it, it all a tissue of lies.
And while you are about it, is he under the patio slabs?