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Originally Posted by Patrick

What a bloke.

I agree with everything he does, this, the fisting, sleeping around etc
It's just that he shaves his ass, what the ******?

I mean I've done that before, and it's horrible - so why he seems to do it on a daily basis, is how you said - vile.

And the reason behind it is even funnier.

'Because girls might want to eat my arse'

Aren't you like 11?