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Originally Posted by Jedwardhater
As the King prepares to speak the crowd falls silent upon the forum............
King Aaron of BB: Hello to all my adouring fans.
House speaker: The King has spoken. You may now sit.
King Aaron of BB: Trouble is upon us, looming like a thunder storm as clouds gather as they try to reject me from my kingdom.
Fear not my children, we shall face the storm head on, with swords held high, then thrust into the eye of the storm.
Victory is ours this friday evening!!!
(crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: I say come ye and everyone lets celebrate as we slay another one!!!
(Thrusts sword high into the sky as the crowds cheer)
King Aaron of BB: Yesterday it was sad to learn that i was wrongly chosen for eviction again.
I did consider leaving but i then realized that it was because of you my children, your votes that saved me from the dragons mouth the last time, so i will stay until my name is called out. Fight til the end, it is my destiny, i WILL be crowned King Aaron of BB!
(crowds cheer)
House Speaker: You may now stand and applaud your King.
(crowds cheer and knickers are thrown)
The king waves back whilst signing boobs with a permanent marker using his other hand on all the randy fair maidens.
Long live the King!!! King Aaron of BB!!! |
Very camp pants are you sure that is the image you are going for and the beauty queen sash dosen't help much either. But im sure Tom would like it . In any case i say off with his head the CAD