There was was a housemate called Jay
Who thought the BB game way to play
was to s*** in a freezer
Coz he's such a geezer

Now he could have oulived his BB stay
Coz Heaven decided the details to bear
Thinking everyone knew of Jay's dare
Now is C5 in a pickle
For their fans did they trick all ( well it rhymes

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Or do C5 really care?