Nikki: "AHHH there's a fire!" when all there is is a tiny bit of smoke coming from the cooker.
Nikki: "Shabaz stole all the food!" she says whilst holding a massive banana.
Mikey: "I had aisleyne at the end of my bed" Grace: "well, I had Shrek (sam) at the end of mine."
Glyn: "I don't want to be ejaculated from the big brother house"
Shabaz: "My lips are like Marilyn Munroe"
There are probably more I could think of, but not right now
i know you said 2, but i thought of more
