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I really can't see it happening to be perfectly honest!

Can you imagine the first 'article' in the daily rag.
'Channel 5 gives the geordie faecal fetishist £100 grand to fund his next trip to Thailand's famous red-light district!!! - " I'll take 400 who-ares and a hotel room full of your finest lady-boys" says Waggot, 27, who got in-timate with fellow bucksome Northern thicko housemate Louise. The couple, who shared a love of farting and poo in the house, said they "aduuured" each other and would be spending some quality time together enjoying literally minutes of one word conversations and nursery school style craft projects. " It'll be reet good like" said juice junky Justin. Louise, mental age 4, repeated that she "ain't shady over a likkle bitta wine me like" and is still "just a nuurmal girl like"......