It's not his fault he's got the mental age of a 5 year old when it comes to 'relationships'.
he couldn't stand that Aaron and Faye looked like a couple, wanting to dance, be close etc...... rather than Louise only wanting to touch him when she's got a duvet over her and drowing in the smell of his farts and bog roll /tin foil messages.
Bet he makes her a christmas card they way primary school kids make for mummy! LOL