[Gravedigger]

...I knew she wasn't the sharpest tool in the box but she was rather dense last night.

The scene: morning in the BB house. Aaron has got up and is rather gloomy. Louise asks Alex what's up with him and says they shouldn't have to be working on eggshells.

Hmmm...strange. What could be going on? It's almost as if something could have happened to upset Aaron...but what could that be?

Bring in the forensic scientists! Get Columbo, Inspector Morse, Frost and that one who plays Hagrid...in fact, get in the whole of The Bill (after all, they're not busy these days)!! We need to establish why Aaron could be feeling down on a Saturday morning.

Hey, Sherlock (yeah, even he's turned up now...in fact let's have all of the Sherlocks who've appeared on TV and film...after all, it's a tough case), what happens before Saturday? Er...Friday...

Okay...what happened on this particular Friday? Oh, er, a bit of food, sat around for a while, some Irish bloke talked to the house...

Right...what did he say? Oh, nothing much...he told Faye she had to leave the house...

Faye had to leave the house, you say? Yeah, Faye went. She was Aaron's girlfriend.

Constable, hold the black Mariah! I think we've got a clue here! Bear with me while I tease it out...

So Aaron's girlfriend was evicted the previous night and Aaron was miserable the next day. Could this be an open and shut case?

Ah but maybe Louise finds it difficult to relate to such things. I mean, it's not like she lies around all day in bed with Jay saying how she couldn't stand being apart from him...