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Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 83
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 83
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EXCLUSIVE! Aaron is the manager of N-Dubz!
Not only does Aaron know who N-Dubz are but he put the band together!
An exclusive source* has revealed that Aaron broke into the restricted zone which houses California's foremost research facilities relating to alien activity, stole some DNA-manipulating technology and a few test tubes, then dashed back to the UK where he set upon his first Masterplan.
Incredibly, this all took place back in 2000, before the young Aaron's self-imposed sex ban had begun. Utilising bodily fluids from friends and himself, the gifted west-country geek literally created Tulisa, Dappy and the other one in his rudimentary laboratory.
This means not only does he know who N-Dubz are but he's also Dappy's dad!!!
What a lying so-and-so!
(*known only to us as Gwarp from the planet Shplarrk)
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