Three things
!. I think the suspect package could well be film or pyrotechnics.
Remember the ? Birmingham 6, one of whom was convicted on the strength that his clothing and hands tested positive for explosives? At the appeal it was revealed that opening the cellophane on a packet of fags or playing cards would have given the same results....
Secondly
Sticks is just being Sticks, very successfully winding us up!
Third....................
Barry White!!! I'm gutted..
He epitomised the 70's, babies were made to his music, and without him, we would never have had Theophilus P Wildebeest.
Seriously, very sad. So long Barry, and thanks for showing us all how to get down and groove.........