[Bollo]

Drop Dead Fred
"[after just meeting Elizabeth for the first time in years]
Fred: Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down."

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Jay: [on message board] All you mother******* are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna ******* your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax *******s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our s***, then s*** out our s***, then eat their s*** which is made up of our s*** that we made 'em eat. Then all you mother***** are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.