[Sam:)]

IS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT HAVING SEX WITH PROPERTY PRICES?
WILL FILTH ON TELEVISION IMPREGNATE PROPERTY PRICES?
HAS FACEBOOK INFECTED TAXPAYERS' MONEY WITH AIDS?
ARE GAYS BURGLING YOUR PENSION?
WILL TEENAGE SEX GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA DIABETES?
WILL FOXES HAVE SEX WITH THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?
COULD CHANNEL 4 STEAL FROM THE MIDDLE CLASS?
ARE YOBS INFECTING THE ROYAL FAMILY WITH AIDS?
ARE ASYLUM SEEKERS MADE YOUR HOUSE GAY?
COULD LESBIANS GIVE YOUR CHILDREN SWINE FLU?
IS BINGE DRINKING TURNING YOUR MORTGAGE GAY?
COULD CYCLISTS INFECT CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?
^Love that one the most!