ACT 1 SCENE 2
NARRATOR: Mary goes to her sister Petula's house to break the news. Petula answers the door, wearing a scarlet and pink stripy shirt over black underwear and bright red socks. She has purple hair.
MARY: Hi Petula, I see you have been experimenting with designs again.
PETULA: Come in Mary, what's new with you then?
NARRATOR: Petula steps back and looks Mary up and down.
PETULA: Hells horses, how did you get so fat, I only saw you yesterday. ARE YOU PREGNANT?!!
MARY: Yes I am, it's Gods baby, he and the Holy Spirit came to visit earlier and said I was the Chosen One.
PETULA: Thought that was Aaron Allard Morgan.
MARY: What? Who? Eh?
PETULA: Never mind. Well, I am pleased for you, and Joseph, you must look after yourself, sit down and have a brandy.
NARRATOR: The two sisters spend a pleasant evening getting trollied and discussing current affairs (Doris Davis down the road has been seen with the new vicar) It is almost midnight when Mary returns home, drunk as a skunk. Petula accompanies her to the door, to make sure she doesn't fall over.
PETULA: Hey Mary, what's papa going to say about the baby do you think?
NARRATOR: Mary looks at Petula and they begins to sing. Petula soon joins in.
MARY/PETULA: "Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep. Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep. But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my babieeeeeeee. I'm gonna keep my baby, yeah!"
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ACT 2 TOMORROW
