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Originally Posted by Shaun
What would you do with half an hour, a tub of vaseline and seventy wax replicas of the Venus di Milo?
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Need i even answer?
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Originally Posted by Shaun
How much, to the nearest milligram, does your nose weigh?
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1000
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Originally Posted by Shaun
When and where was the first time you shaved a lightbulb?
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3 weeks ago
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Originally Posted by Shaun
If I have 3 cardboard cut-outs of Harry! and I lose two of them in a snowstorm how ****ing gutted will you be?
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So so so ragin
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Originally Posted by Shaun
How do you pronounce 'jalapeno' and how does that make you feel?
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sounds like a yogurt ..jal-ap-eno
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Originally Posted by Jingle Bellend
When is arista going to reveal his 6 year love affair with Caroline Quentin?
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ASAP!!
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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth
what do you think of this moth?
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adorable
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Originally Posted by Shaun
How many oxo cubes should you put into Sticks' cup of tea?
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just enough so that he would notice and get annoyed
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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth
can seagulls fly upside down?
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YES
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Originally Posted by Jingle Bellend
Was the Third Reich simply misunderstood?
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YES
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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth
why do i feel sleepy?
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I feel sleepy all the time..BUZZ
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Originally Posted by Jingle Bellend
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cus the stokes >>>> most other bands
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Originally Posted by Jordan.
do you lika do tha cha cha?
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BRUCE ALMIGHTY!
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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth
what's going to happen in the future?
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we are gonna have flying cars
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Originally Posted by God
What's your view on human trafficking in Belize?
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thatsquite depressing
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Originally Posted by Jingle Bellend
Why is God in Denmark?
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Cus Denmark pwns
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Originally Posted by Shaun
I'm Ron Burgundy?
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DAMMIT WHO PUT A QUESTION MARK ON THE TELEPROMPTER!
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Originally Posted by Scrooge
John, Paul, George or Ringo?
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George all the way
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Originally Posted by God
What lubrication have you found to be the best?
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They are all fantastic
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Originally Posted by Ice Skater
Oasis or Blur?
Happy Mondays or the Stone Roses?
Kylie or Dannii Minogue?
BB or CBB?
Amy Childs or Kerry Katona?
Night or Day?
Football or Rugby?
Love or Money?
Who has asked you the best question so far, what is it and why?
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Oasis
Stone Roses
Dannii
BB
Urgghhh both so annoying..eh Amy Childs ..at least shes hot
Day
Football
Money
Shaun because it was an ancorman reference
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Originally Posted by Cracker Dagger
Why is the rum always gone?
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Cus i always drank it
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Originally Posted by Cracker Dagger
If Kerry Katona, Pete Docherty, Frankie Cocozza and Mick Jagger were all in a room, how much cocaine would be snorted in 16 minutes?
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a small countrys worth of cocaine
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Originally Posted by Ice Skater
Who is the biggest celebrity slut of 2011?
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Lindsey Lohan