What are yours?
I remember once time ago, working at Dixons at that point, I was very late for work and I knew that the strict/no nonsense manager was in that day so i was trying to make it out like some serious health issue was going on so all i came up with was
"when i got in the bath this morning I started bleeding..." and he replied "what you mean you got your period?" :lol: I don't remember what I rambled on about afterwards but yeah that was stoopid. he watched me closley after that
