[Kate!]

Act 5:Scene 1

NARRATOR: The Kings are in the Palace, counting their money while playing a card game and drinking Skittles Vodka. The Angels arrive and enter the room.

KING ANTONIUS: Wey hey, Women!

KING AARONIUS: Hello Poppets, to what do we owe the pleasure?

FAITH: We are here on an errand from God, he has asked us to tell you of the miraculous birth of his son this very night. You are to journey to Bethlehem to see him, and honour him with gifts. Follow the Star, she will guide you.

KING VICTORIUS: Right, what did we do with the Argos Catalogue, is it late night shopping tonight?

BLISS: No, No. You must take very special gifts, this child is very important.

KING AARONIUS: Never fear beautiful, we will make sure he gets the very best.

MERCY: Well, we must go, we have to get back for the party. Are you going to be there later, stud muffin?

NARRATOR: Mercy flutters her eyelashes at Aaronius.

KING AARONIUS: Sure will sweetcheeks, shall be there right after we've seen the sprog.

KING VICTORIUS (to Faith) Rip up your dance card baby, and save yourself for me.

FAITH: If you're lucky, I might consider it.

BLISS: Enough Flirting. Let's go.