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Nush And Scott: We Fancy Each Other
Day 49, 10:55
It's the worst kept secret in the history of worst kept secrets, but Nush and Scott have finally admitted they fancy each other.
Unfortunately, the mutual fancying admission occurred late last night while both parties were in a state of incomprehensibility brought on by alcohol. This morning, some work was required by the pair to piece together the sordid events of the previous evening.
After secluding themselves from the group for a private chat next to the chicken coop, the pair began to share memories, in the hope that something like a complete picture would emerge.
"We were hugging in the toilet," Nush chirruped.
"And we were being quite touchy-feeling in the pool," Scott threw in, before almost being swallowed whole by the gap left by Nush's wide open mouth.
"And we had a...conversation," Scott added ominously, clearly recalling more than he'd initially let on.
"Oh God! I can imagine," Nush cringed. "But tell me anyway."
"I was just saying...that I...like you," Scott began, "and...all that...kind of stuff," he continued, tugging violently on a blade of grass.
"And I was saying?" asked Nush fretfully.
"Similar," Scott responded immediately, causing Nush to lose muscle control in her neck and her head to suddenly plummet to the ground.
"And it's true," the not-so-bashful Liverpudlian went on. "But it's not good stuff to say in this situation."
Nush was obviously in agreement, for in the next instance she began to berate herself. "Oh Nushy!" she began with exasperation. "Nushy, Nushy, Nushy has done it again! Grandly! Royally!" she cried.
"I'll feel bad later," she told her anxious looking friend. "The seed is set."
"Yes...yes it is," Scott replied thoughtfully.
One minute they're hugging; the next they're talking about spreading seeds. Could this be the real thing..?