[smartalec2718]

I'm not fussed with minor changes like countdown/exit music, lively crowd, whatever. It seems unlikely to happen given AG's notorious lack of creativity.

My major wishlist for BB14 is this:

1. 14 houseguests - NO RETURNEES, and all TOTAL STRANGERS
2. 82-day season (like the old days)
3. 1 live double eviction (to evict jurors 4 and 5 in the same hour, on roughly day 70 or so)
4. SCRAP the final 3 twist where 3 people make it to the final day, do the F3 eviction in a live show on Day 77 or so the way it used to go down. I'm so sick of this twist already, I hate how crappy the jury questions segment has become when done live.
5. As part of #4: now that a lot of the time in the finale is freed up, LENGTHEN the damn reunion and let every houseguest talk, and at length!
6. Extend eviction interviews to at least 8 minutes or so instead of the 120-second failed abortions we get now
7. Introduce NEW competitions - there are only so many times old ones can be recycled. Some classics like the eliminator and morph-o-matic can stay, but we seriously need new/more strenuous/more competitive challenges.

Essentially, what I want is a "back-to-basics" season - not a "back-to-basics" season in the form of BB10, where they told us we were getting a "back-to-basics" season only to have it ruined by the 1-week AP twist and jury rigging. Instead of coming up with dumb new twists like "cliques" or "saboteurs" or "golden keys" or "Pandora's box" I want AG and the producers to focus on shoring up the basics of the show and getting the foundation, the really critical stuff, right.

And for God's sake if there is any more BLATANT favoritism toward HGs and meddling as there was in BB13 at final 6 with the reintroduction of the duos twist, I will swear off BB for life.