THE best joke ever:
A penguin wearing a bow tie goes into a bar. At the bar the bowl of nuts say, 'What a nice bow tie!'
'Why thank you,' Says the penguin.
The penguin goes into the toilet. In the toilet the condom machine says, 'Hehe look at your bow tie how stupid.'
The penguin complains to the barman, 'The condom machine insulted my bow tie.'
'Why I'm sorry,' Says the barman, 'The nuts are complimentery but the condom machine is out of order.'
